dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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