Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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