All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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