The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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