"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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