Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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