Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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