its not stalking. its research.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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