So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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