Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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