To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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