Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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