No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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