im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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