To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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