i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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