she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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