I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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