im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
there is glitter all over my balls
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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