All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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