dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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