"it" just moved
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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