I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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