If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
did you just send me my own nude
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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