I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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