I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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