I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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