C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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