i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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