How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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