She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He felt like a one man threesome
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
