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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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