Non-Jews are for practice
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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