It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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