Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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