its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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