Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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