FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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