Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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