Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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