So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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