Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
