end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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