She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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