i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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