she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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