Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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