thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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