Do vagina's smell?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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