That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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