Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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