I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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