haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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