we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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